Dustin's Laws of WoW
Posted: November 13th, 2007, 2:04 pm
#1: No matter where or what level you are, there's a Horde 70 behind every tree.
#2: The last item in a drop quest takes longer to get than all the previous items combined.
#3: No matter how close to the ground you think you are, you're JUST high enough for the fall to be fatal.
#4: The lowbie Horde you see sitting out in the open, ready for ganking has a stealthed 70 nearby. Or behind a tree.
#5: You only get invites for instances you need/want to do when you don't have enough time or are already committed to something else.
#6: Lag only happens when you're doing something risky or important.
#7: You can only find the quest mobs when you do not have the quest.
#8: You only have enough materials to level your tradeskill to one level below what you want.
#9: Your super awesome piece of gear you want will only drop 20 levels later when you're running lowbie friends through.
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#2: The last item in a drop quest takes longer to get than all the previous items combined.
#3: No matter how close to the ground you think you are, you're JUST high enough for the fall to be fatal.
#4: The lowbie Horde you see sitting out in the open, ready for ganking has a stealthed 70 nearby. Or behind a tree.
#5: You only get invites for instances you need/want to do when you don't have enough time or are already committed to something else.
#6: Lag only happens when you're doing something risky or important.
#7: You can only find the quest mobs when you do not have the quest.
#8: You only have enough materials to level your tradeskill to one level below what you want.
#9: Your super awesome piece of gear you want will only drop 20 levels later when you're running lowbie friends through.
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